Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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