If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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