Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
My feet surprised me
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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