Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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