I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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