Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
