I'm drive I can fine osifer
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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