2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
false alarm. still invincible.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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