You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just blew my weed a kiss
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Randomize
