Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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