About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
