We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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