I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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