We won't sleep together?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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