Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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