Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
We're not piercing ourselves today.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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