i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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