if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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