how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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