I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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