He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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