i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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