How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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