Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
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So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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