3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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