i permit you to call me
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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