next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I have fence marks all over my body
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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