Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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