Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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