I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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