No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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