the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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