just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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