found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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