Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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