There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
