Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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