is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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