it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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