I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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