I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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