We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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