We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She's the barista slut.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Randomize
