her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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