what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
