I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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