my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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