He asked me if I "almost moaned"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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