And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Every concussion has its silver lining
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
