Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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