North Korea, Best Korea!
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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